Capricorn notebook. Capricorn's notebook theory of mechanisms and machines MGTU them Bauman
What is MVTU?
Powerful entered the skinny left
Courage will work persistence
The grave of the works of scientists
Can only survive
Mom came down the treshka dying
We will refuse you here
Little drink hard to learn
What is MSTU?
We are ready to die here
Many geniuses will die here
Moscow walks and here learn
Estimates
otl. - deceived the comrade of the lecturer
choir. - wanted to fool, smiled
uD. - left satisfied, managed to agree
Geography MGTU.
Bzdyk \u003d BDBK - Big Hall of the House of Culture in Ulk
Mzdyk \u003d Mzc - Small Hall House of Culture in the GUK
ULK - Educational - Laboratory Corps on Rubtsovskaya Embankment (Long White Building)
GUK is the main educational building (Slobodsk Palace (1820) and the height with circulas (1953)).
Titanic - ULK (as it has been built since 1975 to 2010, almost sank in Jauze).
Red Square - the place of all meetings is in the left wing of an old building.
Green Avenue (Conductor Rouge) - a corridor leading from Red Square to Bzdika, on both sides of which there are canteens, cafes and others. Seagalovka type subway.
Aquarium - MSTU computing center consisting of more than 10 computer classes separated by glass partitions
At the foot - a small platform near the foot of the monument to AD. Bauman.
Saccha is a place in the university courtyard between the fountain of the Tov. Bauman. It used to be known as sachkodrom.
Winter straw - a span under the BDDC.
At Sima - a cafe in the northern wing on the 5th floor (it is no longer there, now the Directorate of the NCC structural materials).
Circul - MSTU semicircular corridors, divided into the northern and southern. They contain such noticeable establishments for all students as the department of the conjunction, history, cultology and philosophy. And the hot summer here still lives and reception Commissions Faculties, processing applicants, seeking to turn into caferals.
The slide (resuscator) is the favorite place of Baumanians for the use of various drinks located on a hill (opposite the morgue) along the way from MSTU to the subway.
GPU - a gastronome against the university - once the only place in the whole district, where the Soviet authorities allowed to sell drinks tightly 40 degrees.
Everest - a white staircase on the street in front of the entrance to the university on the part of the 2nd Bauman
Metro - semicircular entrance to the university between Sberbank and the locker room of teachers, under Everest
Faculties MGTU.
IBM - engineers without brains
IU - Smart Engineers
Cm - weak brains
MT - Mutata
- The little touched
E - Uh-uh (pronounce in exhalation)
Inhabitants MSTU them. N.E. Bauman
Teacher - teacher
Jelly - a student ordinary
Old - Street Group
Prof - He is the trade union boss, group prooforg
Capricorns - Students I Course
Oberkozer - Students II Course
Students - students III Course
People - Students IV Course
Home - Students V Course
Guests - Students Vi Course
Bauman - honorary titlewho gets a jelly who reached up to the III course
Saccha - student, stringing lectures
Kaddek - Deputy Dean
Bolts - Faculty students cm
Calculators - Faculty Students
Files - Faculty of Faculty MT
Soldiers - students of the Faculty of RL and sometimes IU (former P - instrument-making)
Batteries - Students of the Faculty E
Items
Analyte (eng) - Analytical geometry
War - Classes in the military department, playing a warman for students from 3 to 5 course
Deductions - computer Engineering (Pascal and Si in the first year)
Tower - Highest Mathematics
Discrap - discrete mathematics (010001000011100, etc.)
Linal - Linear algebra
Trench - Basics of Devices Designing (All about Gears)
Massol (it is concerned, convert) - Material resistance
Terver - probability theory
Termeh - Theoretical Mechanics
TMM - here my grave (for Baumanians), you are my sweet (for nerds), and, in general, the theory of machines and mechanisms
Ragged - Materials Science
Phileum - Philosophy (very bad item)
And some more useful words needed to communicate in MSTU
Bottling - a book for collecting autographs
Cal - Colloquium
Kursach - term project
Laba - Laboratory work
Literbral - Inter-university sport
Studak - Student Ticket
Six non-drinking baumans - working young people standing on the roof of the entrance in MSTU when leaving for Jauza
Signs and beliefs
The first to put the test on Fizre is not to pass the session.
If you see a fool - he means a student of the Republic of Kazakhstan.
It is better to cum as a mule what to learn to IE.
I passed the oppomat - you can marry.
Go to respond with a publication - to fail.
After the end of the drawing - throw out a tub of Jauza.
During the session to walk along the central staircase - to fill the session.
Dear Baumans!
On July 1, 2015, our university will celebrate the 185th anniversary since its formation, with the signing of the Regulations on the Craftsman's Educational Institution of the Moscow Educational House. Over the years, Moscow handicraft educational institution (MRUZ) turned into the largest Multidisciplinary Technical University of Russia (MSTU. N.E. Bauman). Learning orphans from the educational house and the preparation of them scientists of masters for the emerging industry of Russia demanded the creation of new teaching methods. MRSA teachers searched and found such methods, rationally combining theoretical knowledge with practical training. Following Ferdinand Redtenbacher and Fran Relo, who introduced into the practice of training engineers, studying models of various mechanisms, they went further. Director of MRUZ, Alexander Stepanovich Ershov attracted to the design and manufacture of models of machines and mechanisms of students of workshops. Their labor and efforts were created the first training models of the mechanisms presented at exhibitions in Paris (1867) and in Vienna (1873). It was highly appreciated by the "Russian method of training crafts", which consisted of a gradual transition from simple operations to more complex, in the development of adjacent crafts, widely using visual aids and training models. It was at that time that the basis of the collection of models of the Department of Applied Mechanics Mraz was laid.
From now on and to the present day, this collection has developed and replenished. Professor F.E. has actively participated in this process. Orlov, D.S. Grains, N.I. Merzalov, L.P. Smirnov, L.N. Reshetov, V.A. Gavrilenko, staff, graduate students and training masters of the Department. Currently, the collection of models contains more than 500 exhibits, some of which expert council of the Polytechnic Museum are recognized as monuments of the history of science and technology. More than a third of the models are made in the 19th century, some of them are unique, they have survived to this day in a single copy. At the end of the 19th century, such collections were in many universities and technical institutions. Few reached our days. So fully lost collection of models of Moscow University, described in detail in the works of I.I. Artobolevsky.
Today, the collection of models is kept in the laboratory of the TMM MGTU. AD Bauman in cabinets that were manufactured for its placement at the end of the 19th century. In general, this collection is the national ownership of Russia, its loss is intense. For example, a collection of models of the Relo-Faigt of the Cornelia University (220 models) is recognized as National Guests of the United States.
For many years, the MSTU is discussed by the issue of placing the collection, about turning it into a branch of the Museum MMTU, about the need for work on the description of models, the creation of a card file, museum descriptions, etc. There is no objection, all for, but when the question arises about specific actions, it turns out, there are no suitable premises, there are no specialists in the restoration of cabinets and models, there are no materials, but the main thing (as always) there is no money.
Today it is the question of the reconstruction of all the premises of the TMM department, the reconstruction department has already been prepared, the department of applied design began working on the restoration of the first section of the collection (Relo-Faigt models, more than 60 models), to create 3D models of mechanisms.
I hope for your understanding and support.
Regards,
graduate MVTU 1969, head. Department of TMM MGTU them. AD Bauman
d.T., Professor Timofeev G.A.